A game that can be played at any house party or drinking event. You pick a group of friends and let them know you are playing whale wars before you go to the party. Whoever hooks up with the fattest person or persons at the party wins the game.
Brian: Guys we are all playing whale wars at the party whoever wins gets 5$ from each of us
Johny: ok deal
Bobby: I call Karen
Johny: ok deal
Bobby: I call Karen
by Ella Hope October 23, 2013
The act of intensely searching for women that have whale like features at either a house party or fraternity party in a desperate attempt to prove to your colleagues that you are in fact, the real Captain Ahab of the sea.
Guy 1: Ok boys, get your harpoons out. It's gonna be rough tonight seas.
Guy 2: Whale Wars!
Guy 3: Whale Wars!
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Jeremy won Whale Wars last night?
Guy 2: Yea man, he brought that fat chick back out our place and tried to ann frank it
Guy 2: Whale Wars!
Guy 3: Whale Wars!
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Jeremy won Whale Wars last night?
Guy 2: Yea man, he brought that fat chick back out our place and tried to ann frank it
by MeatWallet09 February 18, 2012
A show that is on animal planet where brave men and women try and throw off the rude ways of the Japanese whaling fleet who go around killing poor inocent whales ILLEGALY so they can go and make a quick buck selling it to all their cousins to stuff their faces with.
by huey poplockndropit July 21, 2009
The best show on television. On this show Captain Paul Watson along with many other brave volunteers attempt to stop the illegal killing of whales.
"Hey did you watch Whale Wars last night?"
"Yeah, Paul Watson is a bad ass!"
"Yep those whalers got what they deserved!"
"Yeah, Paul Watson is a bad ass!"
"Yep those whalers got what they deserved!"
by S.T.O.R.M August 20, 2011
A whale war addict is any person from the age of 8 to 80, who watches every single retarded episode of whale wars. No matter how little they get done or mistakes they make are drawn to watch the next episode while still cursing out how stupid the episode is they are watching at the moment. Medically speaking there is no cure for a whale war addict, unless the whalers sink a harpoon into that POS ship.
by Gorilla arms August 14, 2009
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