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whachugondo 

(verb)a rare word in the english language, only spoken by a few genius individuals. the root of the word is arabic "whachu", which is the sneezing sound one makes when masterbating. The suffix is "gondo" and in swahili translates to the sound one makes after having an orgasm. By combining the prefix "whachu" and suffix "gondo" you have one of the most intricite words known to man in "whachugondo". It is the most stuntastic way to ask an individual or group what they have planned or what the next step would be in any given situation.

Saying the word two or three times in a row has a much much more meaningful impact. "whachugondo and whachugondo and whachugondo"

Adding a "whodatis" to the end of the word makes for eargasms to anyone who is lucky enough to hear the two words together. Be very careful not to abuse this combination.

This is the only question in the english language that does not recquire a question mark, or any punctuation to that matter.
Stunna: "yo, i heard you planted your man seed in dat bitch Wanda and she's gonna try to have it...whachugondo and whachugondo"
Matt Clark: "I'm gonna kick dat bitch in her stomach... Whatshegondo"

Jack: "whachugondo and whachugondo and whodatis and whachugondo"
Jill: "i'm going to the mall and this is my boyfriend"
whachugondo by Stuntastic June 13, 2008
Related Words

whachusay 

combined of "what" "you" and "say" as in saying the phrase "what did you say?"
guy: yo check it out i got an A+ on my paper!
dude: whachusay?
guy: I aced teh paper!
dude: schweet!
whachusay by the pwn3r October 13, 2006

whachumean 

What do you mean'
Person1: I went fishing today but lost all the fish...
Person2: Whachumean you lost all the fish...but how?
whachumean by Fai_th1123 November 30, 2017

whachup2 

Basically, what are you up to combined just for convenience. I do not know of anyone else that uses it, but anyone can see what it means.
Hey dude, whachup2 this evn?
whachup2 by ReflectWielder May 2, 2018

whackupuncture 

A "medical treatment" dat a guy jokingly claims dat a gal needs, in order to supposedly justify his wanting to slap her butt.
Playfully spanking a chick's behind doesn't really appeal to me; I prefer to just savoringly pat and caress her smooth warm pliable "moon", and squeeze and knead it deeply in my hands --- no whackupuncture from me, thank you very much. And besides, if da cutie sees how careful and gentle I am wif her rear pair of fun-bubbles, she will likely then feel more willing and confident about allowing me to touch her much-more-delicate-and-sensitive-boobs, as well, since she'll be less concerned dat I'd be too rough wif dem.
whackupuncture by QuacksO February 8, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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