A filthy rich town in Fairlfield County, where kids get high on a daily routine. If you dont drive a BMW or have a sidekick you dont fit in.
No offense against the basterds, i mean come on, its not their fault they daddy owns the company and they get anything they want.
So, basically here are the rules if you live there.
1. Have a BMW, Jeep, and so on
2. Have a pink razor or sidekick
3. Go through bf/gf like its your job
4. Dye your hair daily
5. Have a speck house (mansion)
6. Havs tons of friends(most of them you dont like)
7. Anything below a B+ means your thousand dollar a week allowance is up.
xoo Westport
by the way.... xo to mclslphwcf mwas
(i live in westport, at least i can admit i am a rich bitch)
xo losers
No offense against the basterds, i mean come on, its not their fault they daddy owns the company and they get anything they want.
So, basically here are the rules if you live there.
1. Have a BMW, Jeep, and so on
2. Have a pink razor or sidekick
3. Go through bf/gf like its your job
4. Dye your hair daily
5. Have a speck house (mansion)
6. Havs tons of friends(most of them you dont like)
7. Anything below a B+ means your thousand dollar a week allowance is up.
xoo Westport
by the way.... xo to mclslphwcf mwas
(i live in westport, at least i can admit i am a rich bitch)
xo losers
by blondbitchinwtprt October 10, 2006
Westport
One of the richest towns in Connecticut. Most kids in this town try to act black and "ghetto" even though they think that poor is getting a slightly smaller boat. These people will never have to even think about hard labor and are the most arrogant people in the United States. The parents are oblivious to everything and leave the liquor cabinets unlocked, giving their kids free access. Most kids spend their free time playing a ludicrous amount of sports, being completely smashed and/or stoned. The saddest part about this town is that the kids will probably grow up, go to ivy league schools, and go work for daddy, making millions more, then getting married and having kids just like themselves.
One of the richest towns in Connecticut. Most kids in this town try to act black and "ghetto" even though they think that poor is getting a slightly smaller boat. These people will never have to even think about hard labor and are the most arrogant people in the United States. The parents are oblivious to everything and leave the liquor cabinets unlocked, giving their kids free access. Most kids spend their free time playing a ludicrous amount of sports, being completely smashed and/or stoned. The saddest part about this town is that the kids will probably grow up, go to ivy league schools, and go work for daddy, making millions more, then getting married and having kids just like themselves.
by Ashamed To Be Living Here May 25, 2005
westport is the richest town in connecticut, and connecticut is the richest small state in the us... so imagine that.
there are mansions all around ,and the houses are exceptionally large around the sturges commons area and the private streets off of there.
kids mostly spend weekends using daddys credit card to shop down town, at the most expensive shops found in fairfield county, and drive around in their bmw, lexus ,bugs or mercedes.
a poor person there would get a jeep.
most nights are spent partying and getting drunk, as the parents leave the kids alone and have their WINE CELLARS unlocked.
these kids will never experience the real world
there are mansions all around ,and the houses are exceptionally large around the sturges commons area and the private streets off of there.
kids mostly spend weekends using daddys credit card to shop down town, at the most expensive shops found in fairfield county, and drive around in their bmw, lexus ,bugs or mercedes.
a poor person there would get a jeep.
most nights are spent partying and getting drunk, as the parents leave the kids alone and have their WINE CELLARS unlocked.
these kids will never experience the real world
welcome to staples high school freshmans
u must have a 3.6 gpa and a score of 1400 or higher to be considered average in this school
so we hope you have a great 4 years here
ooh westport
u must have a 3.6 gpa and a score of 1400 or higher to be considered average in this school
so we hope you have a great 4 years here
ooh westport
by moasoihn October 30, 2005
Let's see...
A rich little town in the richest little state... Filled with athletes, jews, and your daddy's bosses, Westport has its own standards. As with everything and anything so amazing, it is no surprise that we attract the foul rantings of rich-haters, jew-haters, and the losing football team.
Enough said...
All we show is love...Yet all we get is hate.
We're not making you look bad. You're making us look GOOD.
A rich little town in the richest little state... Filled with athletes, jews, and your daddy's bosses, Westport has its own standards. As with everything and anything so amazing, it is no surprise that we attract the foul rantings of rich-haters, jew-haters, and the losing football team.
Enough said...
All we show is love...Yet all we get is hate.
We're not making you look bad. You're making us look GOOD.
1-"I'm gonna go buy that rapper's new CD that came out."
2-"Oh yeah me too... Umm whats the rapper's name again?"
1-"Uhh. Dang. I forgot, he's the one that lives in WESTPORT."
2-"Yeah... I think his name was... Well who cares what his name is...He's from WESTPORT."
1-"Yeah..."
2-"Oh yeah me too... Umm whats the rapper's name again?"
1-"Uhh. Dang. I forgot, he's the one that lives in WESTPORT."
2-"Yeah... I think his name was... Well who cares what his name is...He's from WESTPORT."
1-"Yeah..."
by Staplerkid August 22, 2005
Some definitions make it seem like snobs who sit on our ass all day and drive fancy cars...We work hard for the money we have...not only do we have amazing athletics in Staples (Westport HS) kids here party four nights a week...Go to Yale after HS...get a six figure job...move back to westport...I love it here
Westporter 1: Should I take the benz or the W?
Westporter 2:If were drinking take the benz, we can afford to scuff it up...
Westporter 2:If were drinking take the benz, we can afford to scuff it up...
by Livinwestportandlovinit June 20, 2005
Yo Westport is a fucking rich town that just gets retarteed all the time. We drive around in mercedes and wait for the police to break up parties. The hippies ware hundreds of dollars of clothing and think they are "alternative" Every girl has an ID and knows exactly where to buy alc, especially for games, football of course because well we always win,
to be honest I'm crunked right now and I live in westport, and I sucked dick tonight. I have a 3.8 gpa and live in a house big as helll, its great i love life.
by fuckin love this place April 20, 2005
A community in Fairfield County, CT of generally superficial and dishonest people who will do whatever it takes to succeed and achieve. Westport’s creed has always been, “go to the best college possible, to in turn earn as much money as possible.” An arbitrary Westport resident will tell you that their purpose in life is to walk over as many people as necessary in pursuit of their own success, and that the keys to happiness will always be money and status.
by JRoths September 12, 2005