West Florence High School gets its name from an old wooden warship used by the Confederacy during the Civil War. In the school's early days there were no walls. Classrooms within each pod cantained marijuana plants, allowing students to sleep in hammocks crafted from Richard Simmons
back hair. This failed and walls were added later. The traffic getting to West Florence is anal clenching. During the early 1970's the school was ranked #1 in the nation for drug use. Principal "The Drunk" is plastered everyday before noon and can often be found grillin' patties on her George Foreman Grill in the mall area. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. Its overcrowdednessess has many students contemplating becoming crack whores
. As freshman students attend classes dressed as different types of Pokémon
. It is also advised that students wear blue shirts on Wednesday and yellow shirts on Friday; it is tradition after all. The school is located across the street from a Walmart
. Good deals there if you have coupns.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Anthropology
, Dave Chappelle
-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees. The Varsity football team is known to be "angrier than ten screaming midgets" after their upsetting 1-10 season. The school mascot is Sloth off the Goonies
Poncho: "Essay, why do you smell like shit?"
Hombre: "I go to West Florence High School essay."
Poncho: "... I still don't quite understand why you smell like mi madres bean dip essay."
West Florence High School - Sure the traffic getting to and from West Florence sucks, but who wouldn't want to go to a school that was ranked #1 in the country for drug use ;)? Run by a drunk, it is a place of top notch learning. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. It is overcrowded and students have to shit in the outdoor "bathrooms." As a freshman students have all classes outside. On the otherhand the school is across the street from a Walmart ... so ... um, yea ... some good deals there.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Studies, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles. The WF tennis team hits harder than Chris Brown and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees.
Student 1 "Dude, I'm so ready to not be going to West Florence High School anymore!"
Student 2 "Yea, it pretty much sucks here, BYAH!"
West Florence High School is full of adventure everyday. From wild cockroaches plotting an invasion over the school while they send out cockroach "Scouts" to survey the area resulting to their deaths from the wrath of massive girls' feet, at the same time causing the guys to run away from their deadly brown figures o.O. To fully qualified teachers possessing dancing skills (so good that it had to be caught on camera) that result to their fat to bulging out of her shirt....and of course because of this skill, she got promoted.... yeah.. (-_-)
West Florence also serves 5 star food, each day ranked 1 star. Monday with "nuggets" Tuesday with "saggyburgers Wednesday with "Hairy Tacos" Friday with "leftovers from the whole week" oh and who would forget the oh so famous Thursday also known as.. "Straight up Grease" day..
Also, the first definition left out the fact that if you want some illegal stuff (pot, drugs, cigarettes), just go to one of the west florence bathrooms between 3rd and 4th block, you will surely find some ;D ...yup
random guy to Black dude (random West Florence High School bathroom): "dude i like your shirt"
Black guy to loser: "you want some weed yo!? o.O??"
23, 47 hike... Knights quarterback sees open reciever, throws a pass... kid jumps for it catching it one handed.. next thing you know mosh pit in the student section fighting for the loose football a random preppy kid caught... ;P
kid: WEst is best..
another kid: really?
kid: nah we just came up with that cuz it rhymed lol