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When you have a danger wank and spaff all over anything or anyone in the close vicinity.

Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight
See that car, its gonna get a good wessexing, sit in the back seat, wack one out and spaff on the driver!
by Yatmonster March 08, 2009