A friend which will only be pleased when you purchase him Garfield kart
Damn my gf left me and killed my parents

Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart
by JBig J April 26, 2022
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When you have a danger wank and spaff all over anything or anyone in the close vicinity.

Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight
See that car, its gonna get a good wessexing, sit in the back seat, wack one out and spaff on the driver!
by Yatmonster March 9, 2009
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A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks
The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.
by Y0ur3m0th3r December 15, 2020
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the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on
Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks
by Nascimento June 4, 2018
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An UK term that means a phony tough male or butch lesbian that sports a thin veneer of toughness to everyone, all the time. See also "Jack the lad"
That wessex boy thinks he's hard. He won't think he's so tough when he's picking up his teeth with broken fingers.
by John Westley Hardly August 7, 2014
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