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Jayson Werth 

A baseball player who is very lazy and hasn't hit a walk-off homer in 2 seasons
Jayson werth just made an error nationals lose 4-0 on the bases loaded inside the park homerun/error
Jayson Werth by Pie cheese January 1, 2012

do you listen to sweater weather?

"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"
guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)

window weather 

Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.

origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).
A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"

B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."

A-10 warthog 

The A-10s weight is about 10 tons of American freedom and ass kicking firepower is used to vaporize any ak-47 wielding hostile in Americas way. Using a 30.mm cannon to scare the living being out of anyone in its way. The moment you hear the weapon on this is when you crap your pants and run away. Overall the A-10 is pure American engineering and can kick ass across the universe. Aliens would cower in fear to the A-10s American Democracy giving firepower
The A-10 warthog can deliver democracy at any point

Sweater Weather 

A song by an American alternative pop band called The Neighborhood.

Associated with the bisexual community. It is a cute love song with a slightly edgy aesthetic. It was number one on the Billboard Alternative Songs chart in June 2013. It features in many LGBTQ+ relationship music playlists, and many spotify playlists in general.
Lad 1 : The song Sweater Weather is so cute!!
Lad 2 : That's the bisexual anthem lol
Lad 1 : I know
Lad 2 : Is this how you're coming out to me, king?
Lad 1 : ...Perhaps.
Sweater Weather by Cryptigon April 11, 2020

Texas Weather 

Bi-polar weather that is unpredictable. Known for drastic changes in short amounts of time, often exibiting one seaon's expected weather in a different season. Weather seemingly changes on a whim.
"Okay, explain to me how yesterday we had 80 degree weather and clear skies and today we're in the middle of an ice storm!!! Tomorrow's weather is supposed to be 80 again!"

"Hey if you don't like Texas Weather today, just wait around a few minutes and it'll change!"
Texas Weather by veganroyalty March 8, 2012