well fuck me fabulous

used to exclaim dismay with an unfortunate circumstance.

Man1: Shit, your car is on fire!
Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.

by OW364 August 20, 2008

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 20, 2004

well fuck me running

Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"

She's got a sister, well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

Well Fuck Your Shit

An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.

Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!

Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!

by Nunuv Yabizness March 7, 2011

well fuck me running

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.

"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"

by Boilermakerjoel September 2, 2003

well fuck me running

United Airlines marketing theme.

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 13, 2015