well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018

well that sucks for you

A phrase uttered to allow the person receiving it that you don't give a shit about their problems.

Person 1: Damn, I got mud on my new sneakers!
Person 2: well that sucks for you

by MemphisMan November 27, 2013

well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of suprise.

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !

by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020