Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011

small dick weisel mother fucker 

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

small dick weisel mother fucker by -Hammer February 27, 2005

Weisel

n.

1.) An unattractive male homosapian with only one eye brow. He thrives off of blumkins and rainbow kisses. Also, they always have mega hot sisters.

Yo I just smashed Weisel's sister.

Weisel by MMZ October 8, 2008

Dick weisel

Selfish cunt

That dick weisel just slapped a girl

Dick weisel by Bitchgotswag June 28, 2014

websell

fat fuck who is always in mcdonalds

aaron websell

websell by ????????????? December 9, 2003

weisel snype 

When a dude is fucking a chick from behind and at the climax of his orgasm slits her throat.

I weisel snyped your mom bitch...

weisel snype by Randy Dunbarton June 18, 2005

weiseling 

when tom's mom sucks the cack

gee ms. doherty you r real good at weiseling my cack

weiseling by brad December 14, 2004