Someone who smokes weed constantly and always seems to be producing joints and bowls out of nowhere, usually at the worst possible times. Generally has no sense of etiquette whatsoever about smoking weed.
"Want to get high?"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"
"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"
"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"
by happyfuntiem June 27, 2019
Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.
Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.
How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?
How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?
by A Kadz November 17, 2011
Herbal blends intended for smoking. Usually sold out of stoner magazines, they have names such as "Jamaican 420 buds" or "Wizard's Smoke" and are completely legal for sale. Wizard weed does not give the user a high of any sort, and serves only to satisfy the urge to light something on fire and inhale the result.
Charlie: "I just bought an ounce of grass and it only cost me $25!"
Sue: "Charlie, you got had. That's wizard weed!"
Sue: "Charlie, you got had. That's wizard weed!"
by hellphish January 20, 2009