3 definitions by happyfuntiem

Someone who smokes weed constantly and always seems to be producing joints and bowls out of nowhere, usually at the worst possible times. Generally has no sense of etiquette whatsoever about smoking weed.
"Want to get high?"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"

"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"
by happyfuntiem June 27, 2019
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When two guys are having sex with a single female and ejaculate all over her backside. Then they smooth it out with their dicks like spackle and wait for it to dry.
Rick and Morty gave Beth a union job last night.
by happyfuntiem January 11, 2021
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