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Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you. Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey! |
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| 2. | Weed Monkey | ||
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The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit. Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!! Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs* |
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| 3. | weed monkey | ||
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this term is used in some parts of rural Appalachia to refer to a woman with whom a married man is having clandestine sexual liaisons.
I once asked my West Virginia native mother "Why 'weed monkey'?" To which my mother replied, "because they do it in the weeds and he cain't bring her in the house, out of respect for his wife." Did you know he has a weed monkey that he sees every Wednsday night on his way home from work?
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| 4. | weed monkey | ||
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A person who has no money. Look at that weedmonkey, he probably can't buy a pack of gum
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| 5. | weed monkey | ||
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An individual given to using marijuana on any occassion. An irrational prediliction toward weed smoking. Hey you little weed monkey, have you stopped smoking so much weed yet? You seem to always want to smoke weed, you weed monkey.
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