1. A waste of money.
2. Just another thing invented by women for women, but men couldn’t care less.
3. A ceremony a nieve couple has to prepare for their upcoming fairytale marriage, only to kill each other a year later.
4. The first phase of a couple’s inevitable divorce.
5. The day you finally get to score without feeling guilty.
6. You take months to prepare for an expensive ceremony and get an expensive dress and eat an expensive cake to allegedly pledge your love to your beloved, by putting on a phony appearance with a phony smile to marry a phony person, only to discover the real person is a true jerk/bitch when the honeymoon is over.
Hell, just go to Vegas. At least you won't still be paying for a stupid ceremony at the time you need a divorce attorney.
2. Just another thing invented by women for women, but men couldn’t care less.
3. A ceremony a nieve couple has to prepare for their upcoming fairytale marriage, only to kill each other a year later.
4. The first phase of a couple’s inevitable divorce.
5. The day you finally get to score without feeling guilty.
6. You take months to prepare for an expensive ceremony and get an expensive dress and eat an expensive cake to allegedly pledge your love to your beloved, by putting on a phony appearance with a phony smile to marry a phony person, only to discover the real person is a true jerk/bitch when the honeymoon is over.
Hell, just go to Vegas. At least you won't still be paying for a stupid ceremony at the time you need a divorce attorney.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 7, 2007
an arabic name for an amazing girl with a smile that brightens up the room. wed is a nice girl with no bit of bad in her blood, she seeks peace and harmony, any girl named wed is instantly a girl that you should keep forever.
by middleeaternmfffff March 21, 2021
A holy matrimony in which usually a man and a woman decides to live together forever, notwithstanding prenups and other crap and without a wedding gown which there would be no such ceremony.
I bought my perfect wedding gown at www.gownsshop.com at 50% off regular price, boy did I save a shit load!
by wwwgownsshopcom November 25, 2007
short for What Else's Dere (short hand slang, should really be WET, What Else's There, but what can you do.)
by bossChik June 2, 2011
A slang term for marijuana commonly used at camp st. mary's. Wed is usually "dropped" instead of smoked.
by cuntherine March 11, 2008
The union of two people normally a man and a woman together after the Man brings out a ring and goes on his knees and asked the woman if she wants to marry him and then they plan the wedding. A wedding is a formal occasion so people wear formal clothes.The Men becomes the Groom at the wedding and the woman is the Bride.
Winter/Fall wedding Attire
Grooms clothes: Tuxedo version : a tuxedo with tails and a bowtie, Suit version: A dress shirt with a black tie and dress pants and a jacket and dress shoes and pocket square
Brides clothes: A dress that is white and big with many layers
Men Guests : A tuxedo with a tie instead of a bow tie
Women guests: A dress but with only one layer
Spring Attire
Groom: A suit with a rose coloured tie and a flower in the pocket instead of a pocket square
Bride: A rose spring dress with tons of flowers
Men guests: A dress shirt and any colour tie other than rose
Women guests: A dress of a difference colour of the bride and no flowers
Beach wedding
Groom: A dress shirt and a tie of any colour with a pocket square no jacket
Bride: Any dress that teaches there feet
Men guests: A dress shirt with no silk tie or bowtie ties are optional but all ties have to be a knitted type
Women Guests: Any office dress
At a wedding the Bride and groom make vows to each other put on the wedding ring and then someone does a speech and then they kiss this will be the start of a new relationship and then they cut the wedding cake and dance.
Winter/Fall wedding Attire
Grooms clothes: Tuxedo version : a tuxedo with tails and a bowtie, Suit version: A dress shirt with a black tie and dress pants and a jacket and dress shoes and pocket square
Brides clothes: A dress that is white and big with many layers
Men Guests : A tuxedo with a tie instead of a bow tie
Women guests: A dress but with only one layer
Spring Attire
Groom: A suit with a rose coloured tie and a flower in the pocket instead of a pocket square
Bride: A rose spring dress with tons of flowers
Men guests: A dress shirt and any colour tie other than rose
Women guests: A dress of a difference colour of the bride and no flowers
Beach wedding
Groom: A dress shirt and a tie of any colour with a pocket square no jacket
Bride: Any dress that teaches there feet
Men guests: A dress shirt with no silk tie or bowtie ties are optional but all ties have to be a knitted type
Women Guests: Any office dress
At a wedding the Bride and groom make vows to each other put on the wedding ring and then someone does a speech and then they kiss this will be the start of a new relationship and then they cut the wedding cake and dance.
by bigrolly August 27, 2021