Definitions by wwwgownsshopcom

wedding

A holy matrimony in which usually a man and a woman decides to live together forever, notwithstanding prenups and other crap and without a wedding gown which there would be no such ceremony.

I bought my perfect wedding gown at www.gownsshop.com at 50% off regular price, boy did I save a shit load!

wedding by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

google 

The number one most visited search engine in the U.S.A. and beyond. It has all the information you desire and then some.

If you type something on google.com and no links show up, either what you typed doesn't exist or you need to stop drinking and smoking.

google by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

yahoo

An online search engine that has almost as much information as google otherwise it wouldn't be second almost all the time.

If you searched yahoo then searched google but can't find what you're looking for then you probably should try live.com, at least that worked for me.

yahoo by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

ebay 

An online auction house known worldwide where it is almost impossible to advertise your own website under your ebay account because ebay is so cheap it doesn't want to give away fuck for free. Also nowadays if you sell under a certain quota they fucking close your account because they think you can't help them earn enough.

Fuck ebay! What you gonna do when I don't need to sell my shitz with you biach!

ebay by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

ask 

One of the thousands of search engines available in the United States but is nowhere near as cool as google or yahoo because it does not offer an add URL service for free, cheap asses.

Who the hell would use ask if they could just use google and rake in the dough for their business advertising on the best search engine anywhere?

ask by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

alexa 

A web traffic ranking site that tells people at any given moment which website is the most visited. Shows stats of such ranking for most countries.

I searched Alexa this morning and look, google is number one again, shit I lost my bet this week!

alexa by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

craigslist 

The post popular classified ads website in the USA, and it's service has now extended to other major cities around the world.

craigslist has helped me find my job, my apartment, as well as fuck buddies.

craigslist by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007