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Wumbologist 

One who specifies in wumbology, or the study of wumbo. Wumbo was first coined by Patrick Star of Bikini Bottom in 2002, and has become a rising sensation between him and his followers. Originally, wumbo was supposed to mean "the opposite of mini." However, recent studies of this word have shown that it can become more than that. Is it a state of mind? A cult of some sort? Possibly a sexual position? No. It is simply, wumbo. Don't question it, just love it.

Wumbologists are often found studying in many ivy-league schools, such as Harvard, Brown, and MIT.There has been an increasing number of wumbologists ever since the post-wumbo revival of 2009. Many scholars have speculated that this revival is due to the recent amount of hipsters using this term to appear "ironically-retro"
Evan got his doctorate in wumbology at Harvard and became a wumbologist with his degree.
Wumbologist by The Wumbologist July 24, 2011

Weebologist 

The weebologist is studying a weeaboo's daily activity.
Weebologist by Hirosh November 3, 2016

Weedologist 

A scientist devoted to and producing results in weedology through the study of marijuana.
Jack: Bobby, why are you always smoking weed?
Bobby: I am working on a research project.
Jack: For what?
Bobby: My job, don't you remeber i am a Weedologist...
Weedologist by Redshorts November 20, 2009

weavologist 

One who exeeds in talent with weaves and hair extentions. Often can put in weaves as fast as a ninja master.
Cassady is the ORIGINAL weavologist. She so fly.
weavologist by xwhitexitxoutx November 10, 2008

Weebologist 

A subtype of the typical weeaboo, a weebologist is a wannabee Japanese person who, unlike most standard weebs, actually know a lot about Japan. This does not means their intense desire to be Japanese is alright in this case, merely that they actually know more than usual about what they're obsessing over, which makes it not as bad but still not recommendable. This type of weeaboo is rare because most weebs aren't smart enough or have the patience to actually do their research. It is important to differentiate a weebologist from someone who isn't a weeaboo but knows a lot about Japan, as in, in order to be considered a weebologist one must also have the standard weeaboo traits such as pretending to be Japanese or wishing they were Japanese. Simply having studied a lot about Japan does not make you a weebologist.

The term "Weebologist" comes from the word "weeaboo," meaning "wannabe Japanese" and the suffix "ologist," a person who studies a particular kind of science. Although it isn't a scientifically accurate term, (it technically would mean "person who studies weebness") it is meant to play on how scientists or researchers job title ends in "ologist" in a way that means a weeaboo who intensely researches the object of their obsession (Japan.)
Person 1: Have you noticed how much of a weeaboo she is? I mean, I already knew she refused to watch anything that isn't anime and thinks everything Japanese is inherently superior, but I wasn't expecting her to know about every single division of the Japanese government.
Person 2: Yeah, she's surpassed standard weebness. She's a weebologist.
Weebologist by TheWeird August 10, 2016

Wumbologist 

Wumbologist: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.