a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic
"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"
by h080e February 16, 2023
She will strangle your testicles not for sex but because she is weird
Will have sex with you while watching a shia lebeouf movie with your parents
This was written by kaleb hettinger
Will have sex with you while watching a shia lebeouf movie with your parents
This was written by kaleb hettinger
by DaSouth420 September 13, 2019
What a true cum bucket does with pride, they weave together a strand of pussies and wear it around their neck as a sign of much they fuck on a daily basis.
by Kitty meow36 January 30, 2016
dude she looks like a raegan weaver
by bigcow99 January 2, 2021
by Taylor poops shin November 17, 2017
the prettiest and most beautiful girl in the world. i am blessed to be dating her. when she walks into a room the whole room lights up from her beautiful blue eyes, and even tho shes a thot shes the best girl ever.
by Sarah you know me January 23, 2018