- is a word that refers to the Latin term "frank" meaning extremely bad in the ass see Badass
, which over the course of many generations is now refereed to as simply badass. The Pre-fix de is from the greek word meaning All knowing or wise. The suffix "o" refers to the general math term meaning Everything.
Together it forms "all knowing badass of everthing"
There is currently a nation of these all knowing badass of everthing
To be well aware of all things regarding news and delivered in an amazing fashion.
Did you hear about what happened?
Of course I'm Defranco.
The god of all hipsters. In Kansas, he sits in his thrown and commands orphans to detassle corn. On the holiest of holiest days, he puts on a spectacle in his Californian secret layer where he informs his fellow members of what the world is doing. This is mainly because when you watch the PhillipDefrencoShow, a hormone is activated in your brain called Sit-In-Room-After-School-and-Wait-For-Stuff-Phil-Likes-to-Play-In-Your-Suburban-Basement Hormone. It was a hormone developed in the late 90's in Area 51 when an experiment went completely wrong and radiation mutated everyone in the worlds' brain so that a tiny segment hosts a protein forming this chemical. When activated, the sight of Sanjay Goopta and CNN repels your soul away from the screen. In some cases, people have gone insane and destroyed their televisions. Some top scientists (who are now exiled to Kenya, forced to live on fly feces and the tapeworms hosted in dead 4-year-old bodies) have speculated that the Defranco Nation will consume half of the world's population by 2050. Topeka, Kansas will be the capital of this newly formed nation, just before the evil robot nazis who are also zombies try to claim dominance. With The Army's portal guns, the evil robot nazis who are also zombies are sucked into the moon, and the world shall be under one union, led by our overlord, Phillip DeFranco (and his trillions of babies)
With this information, will you CLIGGITYCLACKDATLIKEBUTTUN!?
"Avete magni Defranco Philip! Qui contra mare magnum commotis peribunt ardens oleo!"
--The great chant of the nation
To sneeze during oral sex.
I DeFrancoed while I was going down on her last night... it was messy, i had to wash my face after.
Girl 1: I'm scared that I might DeFranco while I'm up to my chin: the hairs tickle my nose!
Girl2: yeah, i did that once and nearly bit it off... tell him to shave
DeFranco - (adj) a state of mind in which one is excited to the point he or she is compelled to veraciously respond to external stimuli.
(n) 1. the act of passionately expressing a view or opinion. 2. one who is bluntly honest.
"Don't make me get DeFranco. You won't like me when I'm DeFranco."
"Oh, but don't let me get on a DeFranco. I could go on for hours."
The Feeling of Awesomeness you get after standing up for something you Believe in.
DeFranco - Standing up for someone or something special to you and when you're done you get that awesome feeling.
1.An epic news teller,2. a white italian awesome man.
Phil DeFranco (sxephil)