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1.
When you're searching for a parking spot and you find someone walking to their car. You follow them, however they trick you by weaving through cars and somehow end up on the other side of the parking lot.
You: "Hey I think I see someone going to their car!"
Friend: "Sweet, let's follow them."
You and Friend: "MAN! He's on the other side; what a weaver!"
by illusionisbliss June 25, 2009
 
2.
to give or recieve oral sex with listerine strips.
i got my weaver on last night.

that weaver is the shit!
by breezybitche$ July 10, 2008
 
3.
In Northeast Ohio, a derogatory name for a mentally retarded person. There's a school and workshop for the retarded called Weaver school... that's where the name came from.
Stop acting like a weaver.
by mondeliste February 17, 2008
 
4.
1.) (v) To puke or to hurl exclusively from intoxication, usually because you're a pussy. Not to be confused with vomiting associated with an illness.
ex1. Im fucking sauce bodyd I think im bout to weaver.

ex2. After just two hits of some of that nasty nasty, the bitch weaverd all over the backseat.

Preston: "Did you jus weaver?"

Corey: "Na man" (lie)

Preston: "Pussy."
by Amalarae July 18, 2010
 
5.
A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.
Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.
by Newman S. November 29, 2011
 
6.
A woman with pubic hair that is long enough to weave
I love banging weavers
by Scarlet Necro October 11, 2009
 
7.
noun- someone who tries to be slick in every situation; someone who lies about everything
"Have you heard about the new weaver in class?"

"He's trying to weave his way out of that problem."
by BlackSupaMan February 21, 2014