Used to describe a grenade who is overly vocal during sex in places they can be overheard, particularly by housemates, family members, or random guests you hardly know.
by Captain Amaziiing July 5, 2011
by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 13, 2019
1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.
My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!
I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!
I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!
by Carlbergie January 3, 2009
Friend till the end
From the start you stole my heart
You make a smile that lasts a mile
In fact you make smiles last 8 miles
Someone who doesn't judge me for who I am
The one who hears it word for word,truth for truth
A person I can trust
Someone to talk to,
Hold in my heart
And love for life
And live happily in death do we part
From the start you stole my heart
You make a smile that lasts a mile
In fact you make smiles last 8 miles
Someone who doesn't judge me for who I am
The one who hears it word for word,truth for truth
A person I can trust
Someone to talk to,
Hold in my heart
And love for life
And live happily in death do we part
by Polar_artzalot on youtube go s August 27, 2019
by *moans louder* April 15, 2020
Yanking your pud, spanking your monkey, beating off. Derived from the legendary Waylon Palan who lived in Green Mountain CO in the 1980's, a man famous for yanking his pud as many as 9 times a day, often in public.
Stop waylon your palan all the time!
by WaylonPalan April 2, 2007
by scriberdog October 20, 2023