A small town 25 miles south of downtown Dallas with absolutely NOTHING to do except grow up and become a cop, go to the army, or pop out 4 kids -- Everyone hangs out at the Buffalo Wild Wings, Gold's Gym, the Movie Theatre, and the town's big Prime Attraction is the big Walmart -- there's a guy called "The Waxahachie Playboy" who has a truck full of stickers that you see everywhere around town looking for drugs -- too bad he can't actually be a playboy because there's no girls in this town that don't have 2 kids by the time they are 20 -- the cops are Everywhere and they are heavy-handed and will pull you over for no reason, don't drive over the speed limit after it gets dark or expect to get pulled out of your vehicle and beat down with a flashlight -- Terribly boring, have to drive to Dallas to find anything to do -- don't get pulled over!
Wow, I really had a swell time getting pulled over and beatup by the cops for going 35 mph through downtown Waxahachie - what an exciting time we had at the Walmart looking at all the people with the missing teeth, I can't wait to come back!
by lucky texan June 26, 2017
A small town that has slowly grown over the years and now thinks it's a big deal even though it's really not. Ignorance reigns supreme.
"The owls are not what they seem in Waxahachie."
"Waxahachie is lame but hey, it's still better than Ennis!"
"Waxahachie is lame but hey, it's still better than Ennis!"
by faceless_old_woman September 7, 2016
A horribly boring town 30 miles south of Dallas with nothing fun to do but sit in lawn chairs in large fields and drink beer. Home of the Murphys. Enough said.
by Shannykins April 30, 2005
waxahachie is a great city! better than red oak!! good people, great places to eat!! waxahachie high school is the best!! they win at everything! 30 miles south of Dallas Texas. Waxahachie AKA Hachie is the BEST.
waxahachie is great!! good town with the nicest people.
where do you wanna go for vacation? I want to go to Waxahachie!
where do you wanna go for vacation? I want to go to Waxahachie!
by shourt are AWESOME January 5, 2011
Small town with now better to do than to get your truck stuck, shoot fireworks down the hwy, bonfires and drink beer. Most popular places to hangout is the Snake Pit (walmart) and Adacmey. You either make it out and become successful or stay here and be mediocre. Cops pull your over for stupid shit. Everyone is a drug dealer and a gangsta or at least they think.
Waxahachie is wack as fuck
by Juul Minister November 26, 2018
A church town babymill whose prime function is to create poor Marines and trailer park denizens. A little less than 30 miles south of Dallas, but seemingly an isolated hamlet of puritanical colleges and racist cops, the only things to do are to get pregnant and do drugs.
Hey! Let's all go to Waxahachie and visit the children we didn't abort.
by Ralston Murphy February 13, 2016
a city where all the guys are gay. and have butt sex with each other. (near one of the greatest cities, red oak)
by jaykay94 January 12, 2011