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A horribly boring town 30 miles south of Dallas with nothing fun to do but sit in lawn chairs in large fields and drink beer. Home of the Murphys. Enough said.
People used to say "baze" in Waxahachie.
by Shannykins April 30, 2005
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A small town that has slowly grown over the years and now thinks it's a big deal even though it's really not. Ignorance reigns supreme.
"The owls are not what they seem in Waxahachie."

"Waxahachie is lame but hey, it's still better than Ennis!"
by faceless_old_woman September 07, 2016
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waxahachie is a great city! better than red oak!! good people, great places to eat!! waxahachie high school is the best!! they win at everything! 30 miles south of Dallas Texas. Waxahachie AKA Hachie is the BEST.
waxahachie is great!! good town with the nicest people.
where do you wanna go for vacation? I want to go to Waxahachie!
by shourt are AWESOME January 04, 2011
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a city where all the guys are gay. and have butt sex with each other. (near one of the greatest cities, red oak)
i cant move to waxahachie cause all the gays will butt rape me.
by jaykay94 January 12, 2011
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A church town babymill whose prime function is to create poor Marines and trailer park denizens. A little less than 30 miles south of Dallas, but seemingly an isolated hamlet of puritanical colleges and racist cops, the only things to do are to get pregnant and do drugs.
Hey! Let's all go to Waxahachie and visit the children we didn't abort.
by Ralston Murphy September 17, 2016
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