When your massage therapist is forced to oil your anus and enter you by any means necessary.
I hear that massage parler on 54th gives the best oily Watson on this side of town.
by Speed_Fiend March 29, 2021
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A popular time-traveling-ground-pounder known for occasionally streaming as an idol for hololive. Also known as Ame. Has two hunting terriers named Bubba and Nikki, and a cat named Wellington. Her favorite drink is Thai Iced Tea.
Teamates: Police? Amelia Watson is at my front door, my mom is hiding in the bedroom.
Amelia: Nothing beats a ground pound!
by shichimarukyuu January 14, 2021
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woah is that Matt Watson of SuperMega?!
by phagus January 24, 2018
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John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013
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The act of either taking an excessively lengthy shit or taking frequent shits in order to avoid work.
"Man, work went by kinda fast today 'cus of all those Craig Watsons I took!"

(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"
by Nood E. Pictures June 26, 2011
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aka the angriest scammer ever, from kitbogas most popular video.
Despite what kitbogas condensed video of Steve shows, Steve can actually hide as a normal person of society for a pretty long time, and only rages after an extended amount of well performed scambaiting done on him, or turning off ur computer.

Steve is also an absolute piece of shit human being because he yells at and threatens to kill what he thinks is a scared old lady’s family for making mistakes even though he’s trying to steal from “her”.
According to a comment on The 30 minute version, this was Steve’s third time failing at scamming someone and was fired afterwards, which is why kit wasn’t able to call him back and why Steve’s call center pretended like he didn’t exist when kit tried to connect to him that way

Steve Watson can also refer to any scammer who freaks out and rages at scambaiters for not listening to them or wasting their time and also when scammers yell so loud that it breaks their audio
Scambaiter: *redeems gift card*

Scammer: mam why did u did this?????!!!!!! Why did u did this?!!!??!??!!) MAM WHY DID U REDEEM?!!??!!??

Scambaiter: um hold on lemme go ahead and do the next card for u then Steve Watson ( holds back laughter)
by Justaguywithsparetime October 24, 2022
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"No shit Sherlock" for retarded people. Also used to state something obvious, but not that obvious.
(on the way to school in the special bus)

Dude 1: The sky is blue.
Dude 2: No shit Watson!
by pedrodeo77 May 18, 2015
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