The act of either taking an excessively lengthy shit or taking frequent shits in order to avoid work.
"Man, work went by kinda fast today 'cus of all those Craig Watsons I took!"
(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"
(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"
by Nood E. Pictures June 26, 2011