the last name of a guy who is built like a tank. gets his dick wet by fine as chicks. throws bomb as parties. super sexy. funniest kid ever and has too much swag to handle.
O shit Watkins is here the parties started.
To gank, pilfer, filch, or purloin
Related to: Mooch
Priggish prick watkinsed my thumb drive!
I'm gonna watkins this shit!
That dude is always watkinsing computers from work, I've seen him with at least four laptops...
1- an unnecessary 5 minute - 1 hour break.
2- a stupid action
3- anything negative
1- "I hate working with this kid. He's taken 3 watkins in the past hour! I'm doing all the damn work!"
The unfortunate act of grazing a your face because you fell over with your thumbs tucked into the straps of your heavy backpack.
Boy: "Un-tuck your thumbs from your straps, its dangerous, you may Watkin"
Girl: "woooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah" (bosh + scraping sound)
To sweep a girl off her feet, often while not even realising that's what you're doing.
Girl a: How was your date?
Girl b: It was amazing. He was lovely and enthusiastic and adorable, and he kissed me when we went for lunch
Girl a: He's totally Watkinned you, hasn't he?
Girl b: Swoon, he totally has...
1. a crazy girl that is so high on life that it is impossible to keep up with her!
2. tres bril and completely hot.
3. a girl that every guy is secretly in love with but is too intimidated by her awesomeness to feel like he could ever be amazing enough for her...and is usually true- therefore, she is also a heart-breaker
"So i hung out with Watkins!! last night"
"no way man! she is so hot!"
"I know. she is the most amazing girl i have, or will ever meet."
A sick welsh paedo who preys on little children like the child catcher for chitty chitty bang bang
Chad: Mate did you hear about Jimmy Savville?
Kevin: Yeah he's a total Watkins.
A Paedophile or nonce, named after Ian Watkins, the singer of Southern welsh sportswear toss-rock merchants Lost Prophets and his less-than-legitimate lolita fixation.
That Watkins that used to hang around outside the Maccies in town was kicked to death in prison.