Waterholic

- An individual with a drinking problem with water.
- Someone who really enjoys drinking water.
- A person who is addicted to water.

Platium D : "Dude I have a drinking problem"
Barney the Dinosaur: "How? are you alcoholic?"
Platium D : "Naa man, I'm a waterholic!"
Barney the Dinosaur: "F*ck you man"

by Thwar077 February 9, 2012

poison the waterhole

Knowingly giving a STD to some bitch hoping that she will then pass it on to douche bag you hate.

Guy A: I'm pretty sure I gave Jenny the clap last night. Hopefully she is still sleeping with that jackass Tom.

Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.

by Johnny Appleseeds January 17, 2008

Mississippi waterhole

When one or many persons spread a women's vagina and proceed to take turns hocking loogies into said women's vagina.

Last night my buddies and I Mississippi waterholed that girls from the cheesecake factory.

by Raging bull March 29, 2015

Poisoning the waterhole!

(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"

Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"

by HOTTIE689 December 28, 2012

Ethiopian Waterhole

The act of standing over someone laying on their back with their mouth open, then lifting a leg and pouring a warm bottle of water through your crack and into their mouth.

This chick was a freak, she was waiting for me on the floor with a warm bottle of water and told me to give her an Ethiopian Waterhole and that she hoped I didn’t wipe.

by Bsizzle33 May 1, 2018

poison the waterhole

To ejaculate into ones own, or anothers belly button (Navel). Extra points are done if you can just get a quick squirt in without overflowing it.

Edward: fucking hell jeremy what took you so long on the shitter?

Jeremy: i had to have a few tries to poison the waterhole.

by Alex Dundizzle January 5, 2008