The Water Pig is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. Usually a bitter person who is divorced and living with a skinny ass sick person who likes to screw the wet spot. Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a normal child or chase and ex-husband/wife down. Water Hogs have been clocked running at 30 km/h (19 mph) causing earth quakes of a magnitude of 6.6. They usually drive old sub-compact cars, vans, or land yauts.
Many that women is huge! You havn't seen nothing. I use to be married to that Water Hog. She's been known to run my truck off the road on foot.
by thurston3rd June 11, 2010
“Hey man,how did your date go last night?”
“Bro,we went back to my place and she let me water my hog.”
“Bro,we went back to my place and she let me water my hog.”
by Timmyp8823 December 19, 2018