What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.
Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?
Teacher: What the fuck?
Danny: The water closet.
Teacher: What the fuck??
Danny: The restroom sir.
Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.
Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.
Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.