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Washing the Dog 

Having anal sex with a woman while trying to shove your whole dick AND sack/balls in at the same time... called washing the dog cuase it is nearly impossible to do...
"I tried to wash the dog... but I just ended up getting everything else wet."
Washing the Dog by JadeHawk June 11, 2004

Washing the dog 

A euphemism for masturbating. Used when trying to conceal it from certain people around you.
I love washing the dog in the shower

Washing the dog 

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
Washing the dog by anonymous June 28, 2022

washing the dogs 

A sexual act where a male participant inserts both testicles up the anus of his partner - be the partner male or female.

Allegedly so called because the act resembles the challenge of washing two dogs, at the same time, in the same bath tub.
I was washing the dogs. No sooner had I got one in, and turned around to get the other, the first one popped out so I was back to square one...
washing the dogs by bathbadgerking January 22, 2010

washing the dogs 

Washing the Dogs is one of the tasks we always say our colleugues are carrying out when Living the Dream or Working from Home. It indicates that they are not really working but actually doing something less boring instead
'Where's Anthony Pond Today?'

' He's Working from Home Washing the Dogs '
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026