Warpy Jaw

1. The Southern equivalent to the North's "Lock Jaw"

2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.

Ex) As I was watching the guy walk down the street I noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. However, upon closer examination I saw his "Girls Kick Ass" T-Shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from Warpy Jaw.

Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....

Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!

by Kevin57 February 16, 2008

warpy pie

a girl who is discusting and gross

her vaginal area is sick and nasty

girls who have sex alot and don't clean down there

warpy pie: a girl who just had sex and never took a shower

greasy people

sluts with some waar jizz in it

jizz faces

by PCR June 26, 2007

Warpy

an ugly person who thinks their pretty

“Lily is warpy asf, she is so ugly!”

by MAGSALERT August 18, 2022

Warpies

Warpies is when someone has genital herpes and genital warts, both STDs.

Ethan: I heard Shania got genital Warpies from Andrew!
Ricardo: Thats what she gets for being horny 24/7
Ethan: periodt

by omghibirdkiren June 3, 2020