warmth 

Euphemism for the constant buzzing and hissing heard on vinyl records.

Used by fans of vinyl, who claim this distortion makes records sound better than CDs; which sound too "clean".

Vinyl Fan: Here let me put on this record, then you'll understand. (Record starts playing) Do you hear the warmth?
Normal Guy: Warmth? I just hear a bunch of hissing under the music. Why is that better than a CD?

warmth by GAWII March 2, 2009

Kettle Warmth 

Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water

Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth

Kettle Warmth by Erratic Doorhandle April 27, 2010

Awkward Bum Warmth 

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.

I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.

Awkward Bum Warmth by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013

Poop Warmth 

When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.

Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!

I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.

Poop Warmth by Madetolast December 20, 2017

Fuck Warmth 

The heat generated by two bodies during the act of having sex.

Simon: Babe, open a window I'm dying from all of this fuck warmth.
Megan: Okay babe.

Fuck Warmth by SinBin365 July 4, 2018

warehouse of warmth 

Another word for a women's Vagina.

Bearded Clam Soft Shelled Tuna Taco Camel Toe Slit pit Cum Dumpster Fuzzy Taco Air Pipe Beaver Tuna Town Punani Puntang ECD Sweaty Love Box Coochie Stabin' Cabin Muff Peach Snake Pit Snatch A.K.A Warehouse Of Warmth.

warehouse of warmth by Number025 January 22, 2014

Post-rectal warmth 

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.

"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"

Post-rectal warmth by Dockalicious May 19, 2009