Wannstache 

The mustache that Dave Wannstadt, head coach of the Pitt Panther Football team, sports on his mug. It closely resembles a Portstache, or a mustache similar to a 70's porn star.

Dumb-ass Wannstache punted on 3rd and 10 again.

Wannstache by mm54 January 4, 2008

warfstache 

The most epic mustache that is a form of a handlebar mustsache that is pink. This mustache is the logo for the youtuber "Markilpier".

Tyler: Hey jimmy whats with the warfstache?

Jimmy: Its Markilplier fan day.

Tyler: Why do you watch him?

Jimmy: Please go die in a sewage pipe Tyler.

warfstache by dawookiesnuggler October 28, 2013

wannastache 

That mustache that boys get at like 8th or 9th grade that's part peach fuzz, part darkish hairs that looks totally ridiculous, but they insist on not shaving it because it makes them feel studlier, and they want to get their grown-man on.

"Uhhh, look at Woody over there. He looks so stupid with his wannastache. It looks like a baby caterpillar."

wannastache by goober. February 7, 2008

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

wilfred warfstache 

The alter-ego of Markiplier, and he takes no shit from anyone.

"I'm Wilfred warfstache and I TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO ONE!!!"

wilfred warfstache by Alcain Thomas July 23, 2016

Milk Warfstache 

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache

Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going

Milk Warfstache by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

wannemacher 

A noun for the biggest retard on the face of the planet. Frequently caught mumbling when confused, which is very often. Abbreviated form is "wan."

Look at that wannemacher over there drooling all over himself.

wannemacher by ubeenf'donked June 27, 2007