Wanky Shit Demon

A demon that u can summon by wanking on ur shit lol

This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!

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Wanky Shit Demon by Rudy. July 22, 2009

wanky shit sausage 

The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.

Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.

My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum

wanky shit sausage by Thombone Catkins December 19, 2010

Wank shit 

when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself

oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.

Wank shit by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018

Shit Wank 

The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit

TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!

Shit Wank by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021

Double wank and shit chips 

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

Double wank and shit chips by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

Shit Wank 

Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier

Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....

Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier

I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...

Shit Wank by Bibbo November 16, 2006

Naked Shit Wank 

Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...

Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....

I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....

Naked Shit Wank by Bibbo November 16, 2006