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adj. Being of the utmost badassness

n. A person who possesses the qualities of a lion, a bear, and an adventure hero.
But officer, im Wanksteve!
by wanksteve February 04, 2008
To constantly be one-upped.
Raymar: "Dude yesterday my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin!"

Dez: "Oh yea? My girlfriend gave me a reverse blumpkin and then she made me a grilled cheese."

Sasha: " Raymar you are always getting Wanksteved."
by judges beatbox May 15, 2009