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When you have nothing better to do on New Years eve, you find a area with a good viewing point of a mass gathering and start masturbating close to the countdown - as they people start shouting 10 , 9 , 8 - you try and time your ejaculation to occur at exactly the end of the countdown as the clock strikes 12 and you hear everyone celebrating below and fireworks going off - and you pretend that it is all for your ejaculation.
10, 9 , 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Hoooaaahh! *fireworks* - Wankdown!!
by Shaun47 January 01, 2010
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When you're watching Countdown you must race against the clock to blow your load.
whilst the two contestants where competing against each other for the maths game i was competing in my own game, a race against the clock to complete todays wankdown
by 30secondsOfHeaven June 01, 2011
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When the clock on Countdown starts, you start wanking. The objective is to complete before the clock hits zero. If you get a 9 letter word during the process you ejaculate immediately.
Wankdown COMMENCE 30...29...28...27...26...25...24...23...22...21...20...19...18...17...16...15...14...13...12..RECONVERT...EUUUUGHHHH
by Rachel_riley30 June 01, 2011
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