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When a conversation is hijacked by someone who then completely changes the topic.

First observed on the Dailygammon Forum
A person post a message on the Dailygammon forum.

Walt (not his real name) replies to the topic and yet within 3 posts is talking about brunette wife #3, a motorbike, Corvette, or guitar. Or all of them!

This conversation has now been waltzed.
by There is only one Amber October 20, 2010
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V. 1. Having physically inflicted heavy damage upon. Physically destroyed, clobbered, or assaulted. (Most often used literally, not figuratively)
"If I find out who stole my wallet, their ass is as good as waltzed, no questions asked!"

"Yesterday I saw this girl get her lil' ass waltzed by her drunk-ass husband. I wanted to go help her, but shit, her husband is a big motherfucker!"
by Eazyazamp49er January 24, 2012
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