the absolute top of the social ladder. wall kids must be attractive unless he/she is a friend of a good looking wall kid. wall kids have the privilege of not having to try hard in school. it is universally accepted that a wall kid will get a football scholarship to any college he wants. all female wall kids are future gold diggers. wall kids generally dont give a flying fuck about anything. the wall is a highly exclusive society. nobody may enter the wall without a wall pass. to get a wall pass, you must be good at sports, a heavy drinker, good at snowboarding, or be a devout born-again christian. no wall pass will be issued to anybody who does not go out and get wasted every weekend and then go to church on sunday and think that god has forgiven them. wall kids are frequent church goers and often post scripture as their facebook status. the wall has many layers to it. at the heart of the wall is the wall royalty. on the outskirts of the wall are the dusty daves. these people are not welcome and get no poon. the front row at all sporting events is reserved for the wall kids. in a nutshell, wall kids are better than you. if you are a normal person, looking a wall kid in the eye is punishable by death.
by one of "the others" December 23, 2010
Someone at EPHS who is very popular, superficial and consumes mass amounts of alcohol as often as possible.
"Hey Seth are you a wall kid?"
"Yea, I only went to Grant's cabin because he's rich and had 15 shots last night than I skipped soccer to hang out with a girl."
"Yea, I only went to Grant's cabin because he's rich and had 15 shots last night than I skipped soccer to hang out with a girl."
by Not a Wall Kid August 1, 2014
A wall kid is a male or female high school celebrity that stands by a wall (but in reality it is a railing). They drive jeeps, throw a pigskin a quarter mile, drink enormous amounts of liquor, and have a better life than you. They cannot survive without their friends, they run the school, they do not care about your opinion, and they only wear sports attire. These exclusive people will not move for you in the hallway and have the front row reserved for them at sporting events. You will spot a male wall being sporting mid calf stockings and a "sick flow" hairstyle. A female wall child is a girl that is a future model already planning plastic surgery. In a nutshell you will never be a wall kid, if you think you are a wall kid go take a good long look at yourself in the mirror.
Wall Kid: "Yo bro! How come you don't stand by the wall?"
Normal Kid: "Because I am not a wall kid and I have common sense."
Normal Kid: "Hey, are you a wall kid?"
Wall Kid: *no response*
Normal Kid: "Because I am not a wall kid and I have common sense."
Normal Kid: "Hey, are you a wall kid?"
Wall Kid: *no response*
by Normal High School Student August 29, 2012
A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.
Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.
Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.
Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.
Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.
Girl 2: I know!
Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.
Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.
Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.
Girl 2: I know!
by Hey, man May 17, 2019