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A creature that is half-walrus, half-pellican. The Walican's main form slightly resembles a gross, deformed, woman. Also, the features and characteristics of a walrus, as well as a pellican. The Walican may also have the ability to take the form of other obese, disgusting, women. It's goal is to have sex with any man at all costs and/or turn them gay. It is a fact, most men who lay eyes upon the Walican will never want to see anouther woman and those that sleep with it will never be straight again.
"Whats that over there?"

"Oh, shit! It's the Walican!"

"Quick, gouge my eyes out!"

by Bruce Wang October 01, 2006