Top Definition
Chatting up a hottie in the bar only to have your buddy step in, make the moves, and not make himself scarce. Eventually you wake up to the situation and realize he's trying to illegally board your target...
You were doing well with that chick last night until Jim totally wake-boarded you...
by Rack 'em and stack 'em July 29, 2008

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