the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.
Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.
by the prophet March 26, 2003
by Dragonfly Fairrie February 9, 2008
Can also be used as a noun: A person who wakes and bakes on a regular basis, gets high a lot, is almost always high.
Person 1: That new boy in our class is so cute!
Person 2: Aye! But don't waste your time, I have heard that he is a wake and bake.
Person 2: Aye! But don't waste your time, I have heard that he is a wake and bake.
by CLS 8888 September 25, 2016
when you first wake up and take the biggest cock you can find and push it into your ass as fast as possible
by T-gizzle November 16, 2006
The phrase “wake and bake” is used when someone wakes up and smokes marijuana first thing in the morning before breakfast, brushing your teeth, or doing any sort of activity.
Let's wake and bake after a our long day or night to put our body into a relaxed mode and fall back to sleep.
by ToothQueen21 October 4, 2016
To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.
by dub_head October 28, 2005
When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up
Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot
Past tense: Woke and boke raped
Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot
Past tense: Woke and boke raped
by Verbcttjt August 20, 2009