Wake up

Phrase typically used by conspiracy theorists to imply you're ignorant.

"Man you know who brought down the Trade Centers. WAKE UP."

"Wake up. The Rothschilds control the world's banking supply. oh, and reptilians."

by Svenbot October 18, 2011

wake up

Get with it, pay attention, get on top of things.

You forgot to do your math homework? You gotta wake up doug.

by crizzly bear May 4, 2007

wake up

translates to "are you there", "hello?"

(22:50:24) Alan Huang: wake up
(22:50:35) Michelle Wu: wut
(22:50:36) Michelle Wu: im not sleeping
(22:50:37) Michelle Wu: lol
(22:51:31) Alan Huang: i know
(22:51:33) Alan Huang: its a figur eof speech

by twobrain March 15, 2005

Wake up

Verb: when you open your eyes after sleeping.

"Wake up, you are going to be late for school"

by grei_eba August 2, 2009

Wake up

A phrase used when someone is slacking off or not ready to do something (not alert).

That boy with the blue vest needs to wake up.

by tucci702 December 21, 2017

wake-up

Poorly applied or unnatural looking make-up on an elderly womans face that resembles make-up seen on a dead person at their wake.

Did you see that nice wake-up application on that old lady?

by kit13 May 18, 2008

Wake up

The act of waking someone up by first jumping on them then dry humping them the rolling them over twice and their grabbing their feet and dropping them on their head and the repeating ocssionaly hitting / grabing the persons genitals or ass

The you boy would not get up so The other boy had to Wake up him.

by Mercury199 October 25, 2010