A place of endless turmoil where the only treasure you will find is in a local tundra wookies meat wallet. On the greatest of occasions you will be able to partake in a platoon push on one of the aforementioned tundra wookies in the asbestos filled barracks. Occasionally you will run into a moose while in the field and do nothing but drink your sorrows away during the never ending winter
I took it personally when the army sent me to Fort Wainwright
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Brilliant singer with a siren-like voice, gorgeous and seductive, not for people that can't think about music on multiple levels
Rufus Wainwright is beautiful, but unfortunately for his famle fans, gay.
by cn January 18, 2004
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A nice person, who cares about herself, she is annoyingly loud and has a weird voice box. She is known for blonde hair brown eyes and loves cole spouse. But she will never have him, in general, she is an amazing girl
Kiera wainwright is amazing and can also be identified as kiki.
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A amazing singer with a fabulous voice. he's also a really awesome song writer. his best album is "Poses" followed closly by "Want I" a real cute guy with awesome sideburns but unfortunatly for me an all girls alike, he's very gay.
gosh i wish Rufus Wainwright wasn't so gay, then i'd do him while he sang "Instant pleasure" to me.
by Mandy January 1, 2005
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Talented musician, singer and songwriter. Child of folk singers Kate McGarrigle and Loudon Wainwright III. Music is often eclectic in styles ranging from simple guitar to bombastic, operatic songs. Up and coming gay icon.
Someone asked me who was the man in the faerie wings and thong singing about an old whore's diet. I told them it was Rufus Wainwright.
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A classier, sophisticated-as-hell way of calling someone a doofus that also alludes to your excellent taste in music.
"You are no garden-variety doofus, my friend. You, sir, are a most triumphant example of a monumental, top-of-the-line, supremely irredeemable Doofus Wainwright."
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The most beautiful woman on earth, her beautiful blue eyes and golden red hair will leave you breathless

You will lose yourself in her endless beauty
Wow Christine Wainwright is beautiful!
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