Waggum 

1. The art form of Karate Chopping someone in the middle of the neck that's located under the chin for no good reason. It is not a true "Waggum" unless you say "waggum" as you karate chop the individual in the neck.

1. "OH MY GOD, Polanco Just waggumed the shit out of my neck!

2. Dude becareful Manny and Jazmin have been wagguming people left and right!!

3. Make sure you cover your neck before Darlene Waggum's you!

Waggum by darla_is_rad April 29, 2010

Chief Wiggum 

An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.

Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"

Chief Wiggum by Deathgrind > you September 4, 2007

Ralph Wiggum 

Provider of great quotes.

Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Ralph Wiggum by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

Chief Wiggum 

1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.

Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.

Chief Wiggum by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Ralph Wiggum 

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.

"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

Ralph Wiggum by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

ralph wiggum 

MY HOMEBOY

eats paste!!!

Provider of great quotes!!!

I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!

ralph wiggum by paste eater October 20, 2004

Wiggumism 

A funny phrase coined by the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum.

Usually childish adolesent lines.

A famous band compiled certain Wiggumisms and sung the Ralph Wiggum song

Wiggumism include such greats as:
"I choo choo choose you"
"I broke my wookie"
"My doctor told me my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there"

Wiggumism by JacksterBaby May 3, 2007