Waffling

When someone talks an actual whole load of rubbish and is really annoying and jarring won’t ever stop talking about th emits irrelevant topics.

Bro she’s just waffling don’t listen to her

by Mhmmm :) March 19, 2020

waffle it

When you've been out partying all night and you stop by the Waffle House for crappy hour.

girl #1: What do ya'll wanna do now?
girl #2: I don't know...
girl #3: Hey! Let's waffle it!
all together: Yeah!

by Aunt Heater February 3, 2007

waffles

The best breakfast food EVAR

waffles > pancakes

by bob May 31, 2004

waffle

To shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.

I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead.

I just peeled this piece of shit off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.

by The Weatherman May 7, 2008

waffling

adj. or verb - indecisive; unable to make up one's mind; playing the safe middle ground due to one's own lack of conviction or sense of morality.

Faced with explaining why no WMD were found in Iraq, Bush found himself waffling between portraying America as a Christian nation and crucifying Saddam Hussein.

by wilderxero August 30, 2004

Waffle

To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.

"You waffle something awful"
"What are you waffling about?"

by Andrew Kirkman January 12, 2006

waffled

to get really REALLY drunk - and you look like you're that drunk

We went out drinking last night. Justin was waffled!

by valintina4 August 16, 2005