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Acronym for "Who would Jesus Do" Basically asking the question "would jesus hit that?" Ex.
Kris: WWJD? me: your mom. |
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What Would Jesus Drink? Adam: Hey Joe you want something?
Joe: WWJD? Adam: Wine? |
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Another dopey trend that has its origin in the fucking PC 90s. After the New Agers decided they believed in angels and every bonehead claimed having an encounter with one, all the so-called "prophecies" were featured on TV, after the Comet Hyakutake surprise visit then the Comet Hale-Bopp appearance later on, after the comet cult deaths and all the rest of the end-of-the-millenium bullshit the "Christian" conservatives decided to have their famous 15 minutes in the limelight and have their "Promise Keepers" ripoff schemes and the slogan "WWJD". WWJD = "what would Jesus do?". Well, I think Jesus Christ wouldn't resort to stupid and immature slogans or catchphrases like that to get His point across. WWJD is a dumb excuse to sell wristbands, bracelets, keychains, T-shirts and bumper stickers and other shit. Slogans are for people who can't think for themselves.
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"What Would Jason Do?" Refers to the fictional character Jason Bourne of the Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, as portrayed by Matt Damon, who is repeatedly capable to resolve situations at gunpoint from multiple assaulters, in the most bad ass way possible: by disarming them, kicking their sorry asses, and escaping without getting caught, injured, or killed. What one asks when seeing an intense action scene in a movie, or even when oneself is put in an intense situation.
- Not to be confused with a similar phrase about another fictional character: What Would Jesus Do, in which one asks oneself how to be a self-righteous asshole in everyday life. (In a scene where the protagonist is held up by ten people with assault rifles pointed at his head)
WWJD? Beat the fucking shit out of them, disarm them, and get the fuck out of there, that's what! Just like in The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum! |
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"WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?"
a question you ask yourself when you are not sure what do do in a situation. so if someone has done something bad to you, you can do these things. so: you can allow yourself to be killed. turn water into wine hang on a cross write a book and call it the bible person1:wwjd?
person2: the bible says, ex32:27-29 "with the lords approval, the israelites slay 3000 men. person1: so we can go kill a bunch of people? person2: exactly. |
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an abreviation for the often pondered question 'What would jeppeto do?'. I didn't know how to start my paper so i thought 'WWJD?' and you know what? i ended up getting an 'A'!
<br> A: I often times wonder if my life was one that jeppeto would lead. B: Dude, me too, i'm always thinking wwjd? <br> <br> |
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For use when yo get tired of people saying "What Would Jesus Do?" and when they say WWJD, you say....
Who wants jelly donuts? Who would Jesus do? We will just drink. What would Jesus drink? Why waste Jack Daniels? What a weird John Deer. World wide Jewish domination. What would James Bond do? "Hey don't throw that away, come on, WWJD?"
"Who would Jesus do?" "Naaaa" "Who wants jelly donuts?" "No" "Why waste Jack Daniels?" "No" "We will just drink." "No" "What a weird John Deer." "FUCK IT!!!!" "Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION." WWJD |
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