An acronym for "What Would Jesse Do?". Jesse is a very fat man. Used humorously when somebody is full and still has quite a bit of food left.
Jon: Man, I'm stuffed I can't eat another bite.
Frank: Come on now Jon, WWJD?
Jon: You're right... I can't stop now, I've still got half a burger left.
by Anonymous Fat Person April 18, 2008
Acronym for "Who would Jesus Do"

Basically asking the question "would jesus hit that?"
Kris: WWJD?
me: your mom.
by who_would_jesus_do May 09, 2009
Acronym for 'What Would Jesus Do?'
That kid is wearing a bracelet that says 'WWJD?'
by Pseudonym August 31, 2004
Why Waste Jack Daniels?
You're smashed out of your mind and the whole world is spinning. Even then, why waste jack daniels?
by TOMongous July 13, 2005
What Would Jesus Drink?
Adam: Hey Joe you want something?
Joe: WWJD?
Adam: Wine?
by JDillon June 09, 2004
who would jesus do

we all know jesus was human...nough said.

Guy: w.w.j.d.?
Jesus: mmmm id tap that fine ass over there, brah.
Guy: gross.
by pied piper March 31, 2007
Another dopey trend that has its origin in the fucking PC 90s. After the New Agers decided they believed in angels and every bonehead claimed having an encounter with one, all the so-called "prophecies" were featured on TV, after the Comet Hyakutake surprise visit then the Comet Hale-Bopp appearance later on, after the comet cult deaths and all the rest of the end-of-the-millenium bullshit the "Christian" conservatives decided to have their famous 15 minutes in the limelight and have their "Promise Keepers" ripoff schemes and the slogan "WWJD".
WWJD = "what would Jesus do?". Well, I think Jesus Christ wouldn't resort to stupid and immature slogans or catchphrases like that to get His point across. WWJD is a dumb excuse to sell wristbands, bracelets, keychains, T-shirts and bumper stickers and other shit. Slogans are for people who can't think for themselves.
by Starpunk October 22, 2008
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