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WPTTAG by sexy beast May 25, 2003
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Wattage Bazooka
The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.
"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
Wattage Bazooka by hlfssw July 21, 2016
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The lawyer prefers to remain in the shadows of his high-wattage clients: Sir Paul, the late artists, Willem de Kooning and Francis Bacon.
high-wattage by aractanca March 22, 2007
WATTAGUAN
A TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE FAMILY BUT CAN ALSO BE USED TO EXPRESS HELLO'S AND GOODBYE'S. FORMERLY USED ON
THE TELEPHONE TO SAY WHAT UP, OR HI TO A FAM MEMBER OR MOST NOTABLY A FAMALANG. THESE CAN BE BLOOD RELATIVES BUT ALSO NOT JAMAICANS. WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED TO DEAL WITH INFANTS, SMALL DOGS SUCH AS CHOWERAS, CHAMBERS, AND MOXLINGS, OR OLD MEN OR HOT SEXY FEMALES IN A CLUB.
THE WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED AS A NOUN, OR AN ADJETIVE, WATTAGUANS FREQUENT PUBS, WHOREHOUSES, LIBRARIES, DOMINO PIZZA SHOPS, LEXUS CARS, JAMAICA, CRUSTY SPOTS, AND NEW YORK CITY NIGHTLIFE HOT SPOTS. WATTAGUANS CAN BE FOUND MOSTLY ANYWHERE THERE IS A RED STRIPE BEER FOUNTAIN. SOMETIMES BABY WATTAGUANS COME OUT BUT THEY ARE VERY RARE
THE TELEPHONE TO SAY WHAT UP, OR HI TO A FAM MEMBER OR MOST NOTABLY A FAMALANG. THESE CAN BE BLOOD RELATIVES BUT ALSO NOT JAMAICANS. WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED TO DEAL WITH INFANTS, SMALL DOGS SUCH AS CHOWERAS, CHAMBERS, AND MOXLINGS, OR OLD MEN OR HOT SEXY FEMALES IN A CLUB.
THE WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED AS A NOUN, OR AN ADJETIVE, WATTAGUANS FREQUENT PUBS, WHOREHOUSES, LIBRARIES, DOMINO PIZZA SHOPS, LEXUS CARS, JAMAICA, CRUSTY SPOTS, AND NEW YORK CITY NIGHTLIFE HOT SPOTS. WATTAGUANS CAN BE FOUND MOSTLY ANYWHERE THERE IS A RED STRIPE BEER FOUNTAIN. SOMETIMES BABY WATTAGUANS COME OUT BUT THEY ARE VERY RARE