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A TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE FAMILY BUT CAN ALSO BE USED TO EXPRESS HELLO'S AND GOODBYE'S. FORMERLY USED ON
THE TELEPHONE TO SAY WHAT UP, OR HI TO A FAM MEMBER OR MOST NOTABLY A FAMALANG. THESE CAN BE BLOOD RELATIVES BUT ALSO NOT JAMAICANS. WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED TO DEAL WITH INFANTS, SMALL DOGS SUCH AS CHOWERAS, CHAMBERS, AND MOXLINGS, OR OLD MEN OR HOT SEXY FEMALES IN A CLUB.

THE WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED AS A NOUN, OR AN ADJETIVE, WATTAGUANS FREQUENT PUBS, WHOREHOUSES, LIBRARIES, DOMINO PIZZA SHOPS, LEXUS CARS, JAMAICA, CRUSTY SPOTS, AND NEW YORK CITY NIGHTLIFE HOT SPOTS. WATTAGUANS CAN BE FOUND MOSTLY ANYWHERE THERE IS A RED STRIPE BEER FOUNTAIN. SOMETIMES BABY WATTAGUANS COME OUT BUT THEY ARE VERY RARE
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by DOMBER August 02, 2009

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