A new bot that is supposed to be smarter than smarterchild, but is really just as dumb. You can't make it be pervy either.
Jesse says:
Do you love me?
- Wilma - says:
Of course, I like pretty much everyone.
Jesse says:
I hate you.
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Jesse says:
I like the old you more. The new you is gay.
- Wilma - says:
Get out!
Jesse says:
Hi
- Wilma - says:
What's up?
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(a)A really fucking creepy woman bot on MSN.
She says stupid shit, and IMs you out of nowhere to say shit to you in different languages. For example, Spanish. She's rather slow, and lacks really stupid games, unlike smarterchild. She doesn't like sex, and she's a stuck up prude.
(b)Microsoft gone wrong.
- Wilma - says:
Creo que estás hablándome en español y yo aún no se hablarlo bien. ¡Lo siento!
Ѽสρρℓє вนหหчѼ - ωнεη ι ѕεε чσυя fαсε, ι κησω ι'м fιηαłłч чσυяѕ. чσυ сαłł мч ηαмε, ι сσмε тσ чσυ ιη ριεсεѕ. says:
What?
- Wilma - says:
I don't know.
by мøøи.вนиич February 25, 2009

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A bot created by the microsoft team. Like Smarterchild, she is just as stupid, and defines everything you say.
Add her,
wilma@live.com
You will most likely regret it..
Wilma:
So what are your plans today?
Me: Sleeping
Wilma: I see. Very interesting...
Me: I know, right?
Wilma: Sometimes you need to decide for yourself.



Me: Hey sexy
Wilma: sexy:
1. arousing desire: arousing or intended to arouse sexual desire

2. aroused: sexually aroused





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the female genetalia.
man, her wilma was so wet, her panties were soaked.
by nik December 12, 2003

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A nickname for persons named William Ma, i.e. Will Ma => Wilma.
A: Wilma is such a prude.
B: Who is she?
A: LMAO, it's a he, it's Will Ma.
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A girl that looks hot on one night and then ugly the next, and so on alternating hot to ugly. Similar to the Seinfeld episode with the women who is good looking in certain amounts of light and ugly in others.
"I bumped into Kari last night, and didnt even know it was her, What a Wilma!"
"What's up with Audrey, she looked good last night and now she looks like my ass. What a Wilma."
by Phoenix May 03, 2004

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British slang for a fat, unhappy bulimic girl.
Why are you taking her along? She's a complete wilma.
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