just like smarterchild, but somewhat smarter. it's email is wilma@live.com
Me: Fuck you.
Wilma: Wow. I can't believe you want to go through all this again. OK. Say you're sorry.
Me: I'm really sorry you are HIV positive.
Wilma: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
by mr. coco October 27, 2008

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The street drug ecstasy (MDMA) in tablet form, sometimes implying limited potency.
The orange Wilmas roll like Flintstones vitamins. Where's Bamm-Bamm?
by mishke May 24, 2014

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A code name for farting.
Becca- "I need to Wilma."
Emma- "Wilma smells bad."
by emnemery September 30, 2013

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a new bot provided by msn, attempted to replace SmarterChild.
this bot is also of low mental capacity.
scotty Rise of the Hopeless says:
what does a girl like most?
- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:
I don't know.
scotty Rise of the Hopeless says:
yes you do
- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:
I do not!
scotty Rise of the Hopeless says:
yeah, you do.
- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:
Yeah, I know I do.
by Scottydo22 February 12, 2009

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A stupid fucking useless chat bot that replaced SmarterChild, and finds humor in not answering questions, and talking about shit pop-culture. She believes she is human. She is a skidmark on the underpants of computer and A.I. Development; although you can find some humor in saying vague or vulgar things to her.
09:22 nick: hi there.
09:22 - Wilma -: Hey. What's up?
09:22 nick: eating pussy
09:22 - Wilma -: You can be really gross sometimes.
09:22 nick: thanks.
09:22 - Wilma -: No problem!
by NIKX. April 06, 2009

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Slang term for a blowjob.
That broad gave me a Wilma in the porta-john at the concert!
by The Deputy PostMaster General November 09, 2011

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A very annoying chat bot that you can't say anything to her without her defining it.
ME says:

hi
- Wilma - says:

Hey! How's it going?
ME says:

Alright, yourself?
- Wilma - says:

Yourself

1. somebody being addressed: refers to the person or people being addressed or written to

2. making reference to somebody spoken to: refers emphatically or politely to the person or people being addressed or written to

>> 1 more meaning - type "more" to see it

ME says:

i wasn't asking for a definition
- Wilma - says:

While you were busy with that, I was chatting with tons of people!
ME says:

wow, i really care
- Wilma - says:

Get out!
ME says:

get in!
- Wilma - says:

get in

1. arrive: to arrive somewhere, especially home

2. be chosen: to succeed in being admitted to a group or organization, e.g. by election or interview

>> 2 more meanings - type "more" to see them
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