An acronym meaning Winning for the Win. Usually used for ecstatic people who don't like to use FTW because it is too "popular". Also used to basically say "FUCK YEAH. WHAT WE'RE DOING IS AWESOME.".
Stands for Working For The Weekend. Means that a person is attempting to get it on with someone else - and create a relationship with them within the duration of a weekend.
Guy 1: "What are you up to?"
Guy 2: "Ah you know, just WFTW"
Guy 1: "Right on, right on"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'